I Am 陈宇鼻's Stalker...

In my new school,there is this one boy named Tan Jee Yie ...He is sooo handsome...I got some of his picture...
I don't wanna write too many posts now...so i will just take his picture and show it to you guys..

 P/S:Yes i am his stalker and i'm very proud of it..

Short Funny Stories..

 A Guy And A Doctor..

there was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "doctor I have a fever" the doctor said "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine" the sick one said " but doctor, i only have 3 spoons what shall i do?"

Yeah... My wife! A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back. "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said: "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah... My wife!"

Mommy's Balloons

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

p/s:God,that's harsh...Sorry to readers..but it's funny,, 

wife gets tricked

there is a husband and a wife and they decided to get a shower so while they are in the shower they here a knock on the door so the wife says ill go get it and puts on a towl and goes downstairs and opens the door to find there neighbor and the neigbor notices that she is in a towl and say wow you look amazing in that towl susan and she says thanks and then he says ill tell you what i will give you 100 dollars right now if you flash me really quick and of corse susan said no so he decide to up the anti any pull out 500 dollars and says i will give you 500 dollars right now if you give me a 5 second flash so susan looks around to make sure there is no one looking and flashes him grabs the money and go back to her sower.  When she got in the shower her husband ask who was there and she says ohh it was tom our neighbor i dont even know what he wanted and then her husban says well maybe he wanted to give me back that 500 dollars that i loand him... 

Advantages Of Being A Woman..

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

The Salty Cofee..

He met her at a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him.

At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, and she thought to herself, "Please, let me go home..."

Suddenly he asked the waiter, "Would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously, "Why you have this hobby?" He replied, "When I was a little boy, I lived near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee.

Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there." While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home... Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family.

That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess married to the prince, and then they were living the happy life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she knew that's the way he liked it.

After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said, "My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life's lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt. It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything... Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth, I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste... But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again."

Her tears made the letter totally wet. Someday, someone asked her, "What's the taste of salty coffee?" She replied,

"It's sweet."

Friends...

Two girls were best of friends, since their childhood. When they were small kids, they used to go to school together, play together and sometimes even stay at each other's places. They were next door neighbors and thus their parents were friends as well. The best friends graduated from school and went to pursue higher studies in the same college. Everyone knew that the girls were the best of friends. Nothing was hidden between the duo, because both knew each other inside out.

After some days, one of the friends found the other behaving in a very strange manner. She would remain withdrawn, sleep too much and turn violent, very often. At first, the other friend thought it was just the studies getting on to her. However, with time, she became even more moody and frustrated. Finally, her friend couldn't take it any longer and confronted her with the problem. She broke down into tears and confessed that she was going around with a guy, who was taking drugs and forced her to take them too.


The girl was not only forced to take drugs, but was also forced to bring money every now and then and was threatened with dire consequences, if she revealed the matter to anyone, even her best friend. Shocked by her story, the other friend consoled her. She then thought of a way to help her. Finally, she thought that she would come up straight to the point and tell her to leave this guy and get out of all the mess. She contacted the college counselor, who was a psychologist and narrated all the problem to her. She offered to help and said that matter would be kept under wraps.

The girl was then advised by her friend to leave this guy, as he was torturing her unnecessarily. Her friend reminded her of her dreams of becoming a successful professional, inspired her to set an example for others and reminded of what her parents would feel, if they found out what their daughter was up to. After a lot of persuasion, the girl finally agreed to leave him. She was given basic counseling and was weaned off drugs, with time. All this while, her friend never left her side and always stood by her.


Finally, they graduated and the friendship only grew stronger. They both went on to become successful professionals, but never let each other down by indulging themselves into bad habits. They lived happily ever after, as close friends. The story leaves the reader to think about the depth of friendship shared by the two girls. The moral of the story is that true friends are those, who inspire you to become the best you can ever be. They have full confidence in you. They would not leave you until your goal is accomplished.

I Wonder Why..

Tadi jia online fb....so...class monitor jia,Mohd Fitrie n sorang dak kls jia,Syed Ahmad Haziq Ismail  add jia...mule mulenyerr jai add da dorang tu...pastu jia cancel friend request jia tu...haha...sebab jia malu..jia add pompuan jerr...then jia tanyerr la fitrie tu..

jia:knl ke??

fitrie:xkot

aq:owh,xpela..

jia:hurmm..

then jia tye izzah yg fitrie jmd tu spe...dye kte ktue kls kiterr....jia anta la mcej at fitrie tye tol ke...dye kate...aah..haha...jia xknl dye lol  mse tu..dorang due tgo jia....jia suke la ngan fitrie ngan haziq tu...mksd jia ske kwn eh...bkn sukerr len....jia ase mgkn aq ley rpt ngan drg kot...drg pn cm sporting je...

                             Fitrie and haziq
jia harap kite ley jadi kwn yg rpt okey...jia sukerr ngan prangai korang due...harap korang pown sme...

Tapi tadi se jia mcej ngan fitrie...dye kate nak gtau jia something...ape la agaknyerr ea...dye kate xnk gtau skang...jia jadi panasaran ny..hahaha

My Mistake...

Sebnanyerr lepas beberape hari jia duduk kat SMKPJ tu...jia ase suke la plak...hehe...keling kan jia ny...kejap suke kejap xsukerr...sori la kalau korang marah tapi...jia ni mmg cmni sbb jia mmg cmni la...nak ckap cmne lagi...Okay skang ni jia nak wt pengumuman lagi...Bahwasanya jia nur farah najihah bte mahayuddin amat menyukai sekolah baru iaitu smk permas jaya....hahaha..

Kalau pasal kawan ni jia xtau larh cmne...okay kot..skang ni baru jia tau yg budak kls jia ny ade puak2 sniri (pompuan jela).... kalau laki jia xtau la...tapi skang jia da wt keputusan jia ase jia xnk masok mane2 puak...jia akn msok mane2 je...kdg2 jia akn msok geng jia yi..dak yg dok seblah jia...sometimes kat geng dasy n sometimes geng mizan....tp jia ase jia mgkn lbey slese ngan geng dasy n jia yi kot...sbb dorang lbey terbuke...

kalau laki2 jia suke....SEMUANYER......dorang okay beb...memang bek la buat mase ny...tp jia akan wt pemerhatian...jia ase okay kot...harap2 la ye...jia harap jia dpt kwn ngan sume dak2 kat sini.,..bukan je dak2 kat kls jia tp kls2 len gak...nanti jia kne pakse pakcik jia knl kan kawan2 dye kat jia larh nampaknyerr...haha...okay la...that's all... 

First Day At School..

First sekali jia nak cakap....Ehemm,,,....SEKOLAH TU MEMANG SHITTTTT GILER...Untuk kesekian kalinyerr...I....Nur farah najihah bte mahayuddin kini mengisytihatiharkan yg sekolah menengah kebangsaan permas jaya memang SHIT..!!

jia xsuke skool tu n jia xsuke cikgu skool tu...(bukan semua)...jia ase frust bengang and sume la...xdapat nak diungkap dengan kate2 dah...jia nak pindah..!!jia nak duduk blek kat skool aq yg lame...jia xphm mcm mane kat sini punyerr sistem...dah la da ade keje skool n jia xdapat pown buku teks...macam mane jia nk buat keje bengong..!

Tapi lelaki mystery yg aq cari tu rupenyerr satu kelass ngan jia...haha...lol...jumpe gak akhirnyerr.... xde mood nak ckap banyak,....okay bye..

Tata 2010 And Hello 2011..

Okay...hari ni da 2nd january...wow...cepatnyerr...jia bwu je nak enjoy...bullshit...haha...but btw...azam baru kene la ade kan...ermm...ape azam aq ea...

1.Try to score straight A's for 2011...Shit...I'm gonna be the next PMR victim...Gotta work hard for a better result..i don't want to be like last year...my previous results annoyed me...

2.Want to be more mature...Well,orang cakap...orang laki ni suke kat pompuan yg da mature...kalau tak mature...kene tinggal la jawabnyerr...jia ni dah la childish...so it is a must untuk jadi mature..

3.Exercise and diet...jia kene kuruskan badan....LOL...tibe2 teringat my kazen yg soo obses nak badan dye bentuk S-Line..

4. Do something to make myself become taller...Afiqah told me that my baby is taller than arif,my classmates...Shit ke ape...Arif tu pown da tinggi gilerr apatah lagi Baby ag tu...Nak tak nak kena juge jadi pendek ..takkan la jia nak soh baby jia tu yang jadi tinggi...Impossible right??...

5.Be a better girlfriend..Last year jia da buat banyak kes dengan Baby jia...so,this year make sure clean record...

6.No malaz2....kene rajin...PMR nak dekat da ny...

7.Try nak stop tabiat jia yg suke tidoo...

8.Jangan makan banyak2...tabiat ny susah sikit nak buang,..

 

Ntahla...jadi ke tak azam jia ny...thun lepaz memang banyak azam jia...tapi xade satu pown yg tercapai...haha...okay good bye...