Short Funny Stories..

 A Guy And A Doctor..

there was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "doctor I have a fever" the doctor said "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine" the sick one said " but doctor, i only have 3 spoons what shall i do?"

Yeah... My wife! A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back. "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said: "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah... My wife!"

Mommy's Balloons

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

p/s:God,that's harsh...Sorry to readers..but it's funny,, 

wife gets tricked

there is a husband and a wife and they decided to get a shower so while they are in the shower they here a knock on the door so the wife says ill go get it and puts on a towl and goes downstairs and opens the door to find there neighbor and the neigbor notices that she is in a towl and say wow you look amazing in that towl susan and she says thanks and then he says ill tell you what i will give you 100 dollars right now if you flash me really quick and of corse susan said no so he decide to up the anti any pull out 500 dollars and says i will give you 500 dollars right now if you give me a 5 second flash so susan looks around to make sure there is no one looking and flashes him grabs the money and go back to her sower.  When she got in the shower her husband ask who was there and she says ohh it was tom our neighbor i dont even know what he wanted and then her husban says well maybe he wanted to give me back that 500 dollars that i loand him...