Tips Memujuk Lelaki

Tady da tau kenape dea merajok , now cmne nak pujuk pulak .

@Biarkan boyfie y'all bersendirian dulu n pikirkan tentang situasi sebenar . kiterr sebagai perempuan kenelah bagi dea ruang .Jangan main hentam kromo je .


@Sentiasa memberikan sokongan kepada boyfie y'all . Kalau dea bertindak tanak melayan korang , korang layankan lah saja lah . Jangan kacau dea .


@Jangan tanya tentang perasaan dea . Jangan tanyerr ape-2 kat dea sebab dea tengah serabot . kang kalau ganggu makin merajok ade la .


@Ucapkan kata-2 manis . Mesty cair punyerr la .


@Nyanyikan lagu untukn boyfie y'all . Biar suare macam katak kodok skalipown ,mesty dea gelak punyerr .

Tanda-2 Lelaki Merajuk

+_+ Diam seribu Bahasa 

*Jia da pernah rase da macam ny . kalu dea majok tu , nak cakap ngan kiterr pown macam nak tanak je . 

 +_+ Buat tak tahu

*Ni memang menyakitkan aty jia . da la kiterr cakap wat cam tak wujud nyer . memang protes betol la ny .

+_+  Menolak Untuk Makan Bersama 

*Yang ny jia xtau lagy la sebab jia x pernah makan bersama ngan boyfie jia lagy . HEHE

+_+  Masam Muka

*Yang ny xpayah cakap la , memang wajib .

+_+ Baca Surat Khabar 

*bace surat khabar terbalik pown xsedar agaknyerr . 

+_+ Menonton Televisyen Hingga Lewat Malam 

*Lau boyfie jia cmni , jia amik bantal ngan selimutr campak je kat dea . nah , tidur luar tros . HAHA

+_+ Keluar Rumah Tanpa Beritahu

*Tak yah balek la lau cm2 . tpy t rindu pulak kat laki . aiyaxx ><

+_+ Tutup Handphone

*Ny memang xya cakap la . WAJIBULGHUNNAH .   
 
 
  

Camera Nikon .

Okay , mase dulu-2 jia minta kat abah yang jia nak Lappy Vaio if jia punyerr result PMR  bagus . but then i changed my mind , jia tanak la lappy . Jia ingat jia nak beli camera Nikon . yang photographer  slalu gune nak tangkap gambar tu . Yela , skill jia tangkap gambar pown okay n jia memang minat tangkap gambar ny . HEHE .

Fb Semakin Lembab ?

Aiyoo , sekarang ny jia susah sanad mau on-9 FB . Bukan ape , tapy coz  lembab sanad so sakit sanad aty ny . Ish , kalau tengok at status dak-2 fb , sumenyerr ngadu pasal fb lembab . Kadang-2 terpikir yang lembabnyerr Fb ke internet . Mule-2 Jia pown pikir internet yang lembab tapy da tiap hary camni n orang lain mengadu bende yang same so jia rase memang Fb yang lembab bukannyerr tenet . Maybe sebab tu la kot dye punyerr tuan nak tutup Fb ny . Ramai cangat orang buat sampai susah nak on-9 . >.<




Oh ya , Jia dengar yang Fb ni nak tutup tapy ntala , gaye xtutup je . pedulikan lah . Jia kene save dlu gambar-2 kat Fb incase kalau betol-2 tutup . So sekarang jia tengah aktif dengan dua-2 Fb jia , Farah Jia ayie . FB yang ny untuk gurls je . HEHE . FB jia yang lagy satu , Farah najihah M . yang ny untuk everyone . Mostly . Jia xaccept sume . jia tengok yang mane jia nak . jia da serik da dlu punyerr Fb jia accept sume , bilerr ade laki tegor jia xlayan . Dorang kutuk-2 jia kate jia combonx . sukerr aty jia la nak chat nan dorang ke tanak ea , jia da ade boyfie , so jia xmnat la nak chat-ing ngan jantan2 Fb ny . Wexx . 

Surat Cinta

Sekarang ni Jia tengah main pos surat dengan boyfie jia . HEHE . tak sangka pulak yang jia akan main surat - surat ni . Sebnanyerr , reason jia nak main pos surat ni sebab jia jealous tengok mama ada simpan album surat mase dea bercinta dengan abah dullu . So , jia pown berazam nak buat macam tu jugak . jia nak simpan dalam album sampai jia besar , insyallah kalu jodoh kitorang panjang , jia nak tunjuk kat anak - anak jia nanti . HEHE .


So , pada hari sabtu ,14 march , jia pown anta surat tu . actually , mama yang tolong anta kan . My boyfie tanye jia yang mama tak mara ke . Then , jia cakap la 'macam tak marah je' . Yela , alamat kat surat n untuk nama my boyfie pown dea yang tuliskan untuk jia . Sumenyerr jio tanyerr kat dea . pasal nak pos - pos surat . biasa lah jia mane penah pos surat . so , i'm excited larh . HAHA . 


 Kebetulan a day before i pos surat kat my boy tu ,  i ade pergi Danga Bay . So , alang - alang tu , i pegi la beli gelang untuk dea . Boyfie jia  penah cakap yang dea suka pakai gelang . so ,  i beli yang red colour .Dea ade tanyerr jia haritu yang jia ada beli ape - ape tak untuk dea . Jia kate tak de . HEHE . nak kasi suprise sikit . okay , i hope surat tu cepat la sampai ye . 


Ouh ya , i hope you a tolong doakan my boy okay . skang ny dea tengah sakit . Haritu dea pergi hosp , doktor kate dada dea bengkak n kene jangkitan kuman . Jia kate kalau hari selasa ni tak surut , jia suruh dea g stay hosp . Untuk kebaikan dea jugak .nanti sakit Jia yang pening pale sebab risau . okay la . Thats all for today . See ya !

I Am 陈宇鼻's Stalker...

In my new school,there is this one boy named Tan Jee Yie ...He is sooo handsome...I got some of his picture...
I don't wanna write too many posts now...so i will just take his picture and show it to you guys..

 P/S:Yes i am his stalker and i'm very proud of it..

Short Funny Stories..

 A Guy And A Doctor..

there was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "doctor I have a fever" the doctor said "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine" the sick one said " but doctor, i only have 3 spoons what shall i do?"

Yeah... My wife! A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back. "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said: "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah... My wife!"

Mommy's Balloons

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

p/s:God,that's harsh...Sorry to readers..but it's funny,, 

wife gets tricked

there is a husband and a wife and they decided to get a shower so while they are in the shower they here a knock on the door so the wife says ill go get it and puts on a towl and goes downstairs and opens the door to find there neighbor and the neigbor notices that she is in a towl and say wow you look amazing in that towl susan and she says thanks and then he says ill tell you what i will give you 100 dollars right now if you flash me really quick and of corse susan said no so he decide to up the anti any pull out 500 dollars and says i will give you 500 dollars right now if you give me a 5 second flash so susan looks around to make sure there is no one looking and flashes him grabs the money and go back to her sower.  When she got in the shower her husband ask who was there and she says ohh it was tom our neighbor i dont even know what he wanted and then her husban says well maybe he wanted to give me back that 500 dollars that i loand him...